LAST WEEK

Taking Elijah to school for practice on the play, I go to drop him off at the door. I notice the lights were out and ask if he thought it was open. He said that I could drop him off at another door because it was matted. Confused, I ask what was a matted door. Confused, he looks at me like I was just born and says, "It's the one with the mat rolled up in the door." Oh.